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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

brendas-thomas:

Lydia would never run and hide.

  #lydia martin    #teen wolf  
did you celebrate with all your friends? alice and the white rabbit? this was on you in the library.
  #aw dude    #ouat    #ouatiw  

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes or super senses. 

I just have v o i c e s  i n  m y  h e a d.
  #teen wolf    #lydia martin  

p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

I found Rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble.
Imperator Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus Augustus (via shierasea)
  #words  
  #tmr cast    #will poulter  
  #orphan black  

You think you can hold them off?

  #clint barton    #hawkeye    #avengers  

High school was hard! I was friends with a bunch of different groups of people. I was the president of my drama club but also the captain of my dance team and I was in French…so I never really had a core group of people. I definitely didn’t feel like I fit in anywhere.

  #crystal reed  
  #arrow    #olicity  
  #htgawm    #connor walsh    #tv